"What are you showing off for? Shut up and enjoy yourself, bitch."

Sister, make up your mind — now you want your hands off, and now you're asking me to

It didn't take me long to beg my husband — his employee also has a dick

Sit on your dick and put your ass on it, little lady, or I'll arrest you

The chiromancer didn't see shit, but satisfied the virgin client

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Brother, help me out here, because I can't get ready for my midterm because I'm not getting enough of it